I was listening to ABC (Australian Broadcasting Corporation) Classic FM Radio today.
The very eloquent presenter said (can’t remember the exact words):
“Here is a memo to all employees from the administration about employee conduct during the christmas period
1. Do not feed alfoil into the paper shredder to make tinsel.
2. Do not use the push button phone to play jingle bells.
3. Do not file work requests under Bah-Humbug.”
(starts the scheduled classical music)
I like how they add these in with a completely straight face (so to speak).
I love the ABC.